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•••A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Boy-and-girl-kissing........
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
Math is hard wheN yoU caught
Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?
A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.
Hpy we'nd Ahead
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'When two people first meet,
they can only have a
very ordinary kind of friendship.
But when you begin to understand each other,
when you get close to them,
you discover that you're
suddenly eager to know him or her even better.''
'Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.'
'A lot of the powerful religious leaders,
from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks,
they're really talking about the same things:
love and acceptable, and the value of friendship,
and respecting yourself...
so you can respect others.'
'Strike to have friends,
for life without friends is..
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend
in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him/her is a blessing.'
'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone???'
★ ђคשє ค ן๏ץŦยl คץt ★
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Respect is something that’s given for free..
Respect is about us and never about me..
Respect is the basis on which relationships are founded..
Respect is the anchor that keeps a person well grounded..
Respect builds the character and defines who we are..
Respect sets the standard and raises the bar..
Respect is magnanimous and helps to fulfil..
Respect is the partner that sits with good will..
Respect is like honey so sweet it’s perceived..
Respect a taste to savour for when it’s received..
Respect is a lesson that everyone should learn..
Respect must be given before an expected return.
*~*~*Happy night*~*~*
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•❤☆❤•DEAR FRIEND,
You're stupid.
You fail.
You're weird.
But that's okay...
I'm like that too
We laugh at the randomest things.
You know my uglist sides.
Even though we disagree and fight sometimes
But we never apart
When i'm sad you were always there to make sure i'm okay
Thanx for being there for me.
I LOVE U.When I stare at the sky,
I see you.
When I stare out into the ocean,
I see you.
When I'm looking at the moon,
I see you.
Ufff! Would you move aside,
you're constantly getting in my way!
remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence,
and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty,
so the world needs you after all.
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♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥Sgnboard EducationSgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
Now pay my fees ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥──►(•‿•) ★
★(•‿•) ◄──6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness
but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy
but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only
because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills
but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...
Think again.. Be wise..──►(•‿•) ★
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♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year
We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.
Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
Dear FriendIn The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...
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I Plan To Continue
I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.
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