thanx fo charming wish

najar lag gaya
wat a bond

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

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.. GOOD NIGHT & VERY SWEET DREAMS ...

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HAPPY DAY AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF ...

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*Janny*

me going kam h subha me

Night Is Desinged to End
the Worries & Fears Of d Day
It Signifies to Leave It All To GOD &
Prepare for Another Day To Come

Have A Peaceful Nite
&
A Blessed tomorrow

thanx god
ek to mila jiski net mere tarah h
par mere net ab accha chal raha h

oxx k sahare

apni bal par chalna chahiyee

wah wah huuuuuuuu

tumhariiii mountain me charna kaise chalraha h

okkkkkkk

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just tum jara hawaaa do bikhar jayegaaa phool tumhari raste meee

tan tan tan
malika e alam
tasrif le raha haiiiiiiiiiiiiii

shabdhannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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happy friday my frnd