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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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dont angry on me,i'm quiting
this is my last msg keep smling 
Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT
.. GOOD NIGHT & VERY SWEET DREAMS ...
HAPPY DAY AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF ...
*Janny* me going
kam h subha meNight Is Desinged to End
the Worries & Fears Of d Day
It Signifies to Leave It All To GOD &
Prepare for Another Day To Come
Have A Peaceful Nite
&
A Blessed tomorrow
okkkkkkk
just tum jara hawaaa do bikhar jayegaaa phool tumhari raste meee
tan tan tan
malika e alam
tasrif le raha haiiiiiiiiiiiiii
shabdhannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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